Top 10 Signs That You Might Be Addicted To Bonfire Burritos
Quite a few of our regular customers are addicted to our burritos…….. and you know who you are.
Some of you have moved away from Wayne County but still come back often for more of our jumbo sized burritos.
Recently, a young woman stationed at SJAFB was transferred to Alaska. From there she was later sent to Langley, Virginia for a few weeks of special training…..and from there she borrowed a car and made the 560 mile round trip just for the burrito.
See if you recognize yourself in this burrito lovers TOP TEN LIST!
#10 - You know that there are 384,912 possible burrito combinations…. not because of your math skills, but because you have personally ordered at least one of each!
#9 - You dream in color…… but only in the primary tortilla colors of sundried tomato red, spinach green, cheddar jalapeno orange, traditional tortilla white and honey wheat tan.
#8 - You are unable to drive down Berkeley Blvd or Spence Ave without fighting the urge to turn down Cashwell Drive.
#7 - You have secretly clipped all of the Bonfire coupons from the Yellow Pages at work AND from the phone books of all your friends.
#6 - Bonfire’s Tortila Bar is NUMBER ONE on your speed dial.
#5 - You insist that your friends call you by your nickname…. “THE BEASTMASTER”
#4 - Unless your family and friends are in the mood for a Bonfire Burrito they NEVER ask you where you would like to have lunch.
#3 - You turned down a lucrative job offer from Bill Gates because relocating more than thirty minutes from Bonfire’s was out of the question.
#2 - If you miss a day at the Bonfire, the staff will send the police to your house to check on you.
And the Number One Sign that you might be addicted to Bonfire Burritos is…………..
#1 - You have amassed the largest ball of tin foil in the Tri-State area.